Fifty Shades Trilogy- a review of the series

Fifty Shades Trilogy- a series review by FilmMasterAdam:

Oh, you appreciate what I do for you people. A feature of the show, we’re not even doing that today, you know. OK, listen, I know I’m a little behind on this one. OK, guys, I did not want to see this. And can you blame me? I said to two of these fucking things for, you know, we just sat through a third one. What more do I have to do to make you people love me. Can I stop doing this? Oh, God. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more toxic relationship on film. I don’t think I’ve ever seen worse chemistry between two actors in my life. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character, a woman who is very weak willed in a movie, a woman who is the farthest thing from strong, who decides, hey, you know what? Here’s a rich guy. He does all this creepy shit. But you know what? I’m going to let him pretty much abuse me both mentally and physically because he’s rich, even though if he was a poor guy, I’d call the cops on him. But you don’t think that he’s rich. He’s rich. I’ll let them fuck my ass or whatever. Jesus Christ, fuck this series. This is a movie. We’re just like the last one. It’s a movie where nothing happens, not a goddamn thing happens. And then in the last 15 to 20 minutes, they try to show some semblance of a kidnapping plot or some shit in there.

And by that point, you don’t care. You just do not give a flying fuck. The story is not well told. The characters are not well written. How was this even a trilogy? How did this story even warrant a trilogy? How do these characters want a trilogy? And you watch it knowing that it started as Twilight fan fiction. And I came on to this third movie going, you know, why would I even review this? Why am I going to see this for you? I mean, you’ve all been asking for it. You’ve all been asking for my thoughts on this movie. So I’m like, OK, well, I guess I should. But you know why? What’s the point, guys? I’m just going to say the same shit. The idea about the last time. And you know what the sad thing is, guys, this is chase movies, they just get worse, they get worse and worse every fucking time. You cannot escape it. And I’m so glad, so glad the series is done. I mean, guys, when you think of great film trilogies, what do you think you think of Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future and Star Wars. Now we have the worst trilogy of all time, like a trilogy where not a single entry is any good. And it’s funny because, like, I was at work the other day and I said to one of my co-workers, she’s a 17 year old girl and this scared the crap out of me.

This is a 17 year old co-worker. I said this to, oh, God, I do not want to see Fifty Shades of who is going to be OK. She literally came after me like she was going to punch me because I insulted 50 Shades. And I’m like, there are teenage girls that view what Anastasia Steele does in this movie in all three of these movies as acceptable that, oh, my God, I’m sorry. Like these series, they set women back so much. And you have all these young girls that do watch it. I mean, I know they’re rated R, OK, like some of these, like older girls, younger girls shouldn’t be watching it, but they are. And it scares me that they would be getting any kind of moral wisdom from this crime. It’s like trying to get moral wisdom. And I don’t fucking Courtney Love. It’s fucking ridiculous, guys. I’m trying to think of something, just something, anything, anything whatsoever that’s good about this movie. And I can’t think of nothing. There is a single good performance. There wasn’t a single good shot. There wasn’t a single good piece of dialogue. The dialogue in this movie is atrocious. Oh, dear God. There were some times I was like there were a couple times when I should choke a little bit for all the crap that they were spewing.

I’m like, oh God. Someone had to write that someone got paid to write this movie for the thing about this and try to sleep tonight. But yeah, overall, I mean, guys, I can’t think of anything else to say. I just can’t I am so done. I’m so glad that this series is over. I cannot wait to just forget this series. It’s just going to block from my mind. I never want to think about it again after posting this review. Just. Oh, fuck you. Well, James, this is all I can do. Neil James. This is all I can do. The people who made this movie, this is all I can do to the producers of this movie. This is all I can do to the actors in this movie. This is all I can do. Oh, and yeah, she’s free gifted. OK, what did you expect? What the fuck did you expect this movie to get you knew was going. And why do I see this for you. Because you’re fucking you’re all face every single one. You think you’re fucking status. Give me a fucking movie. You knew how I was going to feel about it. You knew it. But I still thought for you anyway because I’m fucking stupid and you’re all fucking say this. You’re still here. Go somewhere. Get the fuck out of here.