Fifty Shades Of Grey Cast- The Flick Pick’s sentiment on actors

Full text transcript of Fifty Shades of Grey review:

Now, before we dive into this abomination against humanity, would you like to see a better example of a compelling love story brought to film? Of course you would hear girls. Oh, I’m sorry. You think I’m funny, huh? You think I’m funny? I mean, when you do

Something about that. I don’t know how.

What are you do? You laughing at me, stop it. You know, that’s almost the true story of my life anyway, guys. Yeah. How’d you like that clip? I love it. And in all honesty, that clip makes more sense when it comes to two people interacting with each other romantically than 50 Shades of Grey, which, by the way, is a direct rip off of the movie secretary, which came out in 2002. So what does the movie 50 Shades of Grey all about? Well, stars as a cheap knockoff lookalike version of actor Timothy Olyphant and his character plays a BDRM Sadomasochist sociopath, millionaire Christian Grey. And also starring in this film is actress Dakota Johnson, who plays the character of Anastasia Steele. Yeah, her name in this movie is Anastasia Steele. That just sounds like an adult film stars stage name. And in this movie, both actors come together in this big budget, softcore porn, except I’ve seen pornos and they have better storylines and more convincing actors where you actually buy into their motivations and intentions. And those movies give you a payoff. This movie does neither one of those things. There’s nothing convincing about this film. Now, speaking of storylines, let’s continue on with the plot of this film. It’s about a young, indecisive girl who automatically and instantaneously falls in love with a rich, creepy guy, to say the least.

And all he wants to do is beat her with leather straps, but she still loves him every step of the way until you get to that point. And then he beat you with a leather strap six times and she hates him for it, even though she knew that’s exactly what was going to happen. She was aware of that and she stuck around the entire movie. And then the big payoff, this big BDM payoff is here’s my leather belt. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Now, listen, I knew going into this film, it wouldn’t be the best movie ever, but I at least thought it would contain scenes that were over the top, crazy, a little bit raunchy. And I was looking forward to those things because at least those can be entertaining. Now, let’s all just calm down and take a step back and talk about some of the more subdued scenes in this film. Pretty much we’re going to talk about all the scenes that don’t contain sex. And those scenes were, well, just atrocious, to say the least. Some of the lines delivering this film, it was almost written to be comedic, the character of Christian Grey in this film. What does any woman see in this guy? He’s cold. He’s sterile. He’s kind of an asshole.

He’s not charming whatsoever. And all he wants to do is hurt you physically. And then the entire movie, he’s like, I don’t want to make love to a woman. I don’t know how to make love to a woman I want to do is beat them with leather straps. But the entire movie he makes love this chick to prove that he cares about her. But yet he says he can’t do that. But the entire movie he dedicates making love to this woman and doing everything that she wants. And then you get to the climax. This is like, no, I have to beat you with a leather strap. It doesn’t look like he’s really enjoying it. So his character motivations just don’t make any sense. By the way, speaking of the character Christian Grey, there’s quite a few scenes in this movie where this guy just doesn’t know when to stop. For example, there’s one scene where the chicks on the bed just eating a piece of toast. That’s all she is doing. And he up from the bed, takes a bite out of the toast and then slowly gets up. And it’s just like, what the fuck was that? All right, so let’s quickly jump into a few positives I found while watching this movie. That’s right. I found a few positives.

The first one is the movie is directed by Sam Taylor Johnson. That’s Kick Ass his wife. And I thought from a visual standpoint, the movie looked OK, had a nice, clean, sterile look. And I thought that the vibe and tone of the movie. So, yeah, that’s probably the best thing I can say about the movie. Visually, it looked OK. And the character of Anastasia Steele at times had some really great comedic one liners to give during this movie. Now typically they feel out of place. They just weren’t in the right time or place to be delivered, but they were funny. Nevertheless, for example, right before the entrance to the sex slave room dungeon, she’s like, this is your playroom. Like this is where you keep your Xbox and stuff. And I was like, Yeah, that’s funny. Now, I would say that was her character’s best quality because there are other qualities are in decisiveness leading this guy on the entire movie, making him think you’re going to become a slave. He even has a contract for you where you work out the details and then you just end up crying at the very end of the movie because he tells you what exactly he’s going to do, you agree to it, and then you get mad at him and it just it doesn’t add up to me.

Nothing makes sense in this movie. Everything just slopped together. It’s a waste of time. And if you’re in the BDM and you want to watch a movie about sex, just go to PornHub dotcom type and BDM get it over with in five minutes, the payoff will be better. And whatever video you do end up coming across will probably have a more convincing love story than the movie Fifty Shades of Grey. This movie is an abomination against humanity and it’s just not very good or very intriguing. It fails as a love story, it fails as a porno and it just fails as a movie. So fuck this movie. Fuck this movie hard. I’m going to give this movie an epic elbow drop of an F that made me thirsty. So anyway, guys, here’s my question to you. And let me know down below. What did you think about the movie Fifty Shades of Grey? You’ve seen it, which I don’t recommend doing so. Or what is the sexiest movie you’ve ever seen in your life? Like some movie that just oozes sex appeal? If I had to pick one, I would probably say Avatar. Yeah, there’s just something about a nine foot tall blue. Alien chick, I’m kind of joking right now. Thanks for watching, Guy said, I’ll see you next time.

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