Fifty Shades Of Grey 3- a review by The Flick Pick

Full text transcript of the Fifty Shades Freed film review:

Oh, all right, the time has come when we must talk about this abomination against humanity, we all know this movie’s bad, but before we do, I want to give you an example of a more compelling love story than the one you’ll find in Fifty Shades Freed. It’s a little short film I directed three minutes ago before making this video. And I call it Fist the big green. Yeah. Oh, no. Hold a nice guy and all, but maybe a little too big and green for me, if you know what I’m saying. This movie is about to boring and unlikable people who have one dimensional personalities, who go places and do things such as make softcore porn, blah, blah, blah, this movie sucks. It’s a piece of shit. These movies are essentially socially acceptable. Softcore porn made for people to watch and not feel like perverts are odd for liking them. And that’s OK. But my advice to you is just go to the Internet, watch a seven minute video because it has a better story and better character development than the one you’ll find in this movie. And real quick, before things get too crazy in my playroom. I wanted to let you guys know about an awesome app called Stardust’s. It’s an app where I’ve been putting my first reactions to every new movie or TV show that I watch.

Now, a lot of you have already followed me on Stardust, but this is the place I’ve been posting my first reactions, my quick thoughts. The movies older knew for the last few months now. And for example, this is where I put my first thoughts on the movie Fifty Shades Freed the night it came out. They should be doing this, you know, it’s social media for people who just like movies and TV shows without all the other crap, all but willing to start us down below and make sure you follow me. The flick pick on Stardust. Now, I remember a few years back watching the first 50 Shades of Grey film and thinking to myself, how could this get any worse? But it did. And in all seriousness, when you click this video, you weren’t expecting me to like this movie or say anything profound about this movie that you haven’t heard already. These are just my thoughts on a terrible movie, a terrible franchise that simply made as a cash grab. There’s no artistic value or substance to this movie. And when they wrote the script for this film, they had no intention of making a quality cinematic experience for people like you. And I know they wanted to make trash, and that’s really upsetting. It almost disgusts me.

Now, if all that said, let’s talk about the aspect of this movie, which everything else hinges on, and that is the sex scenes that go down throughout this film. And they’re all pretty boring to watch. They’re almost tedious and monotonous. And when you have a character who’s a billionaire who has a dark side with mommy issues and he has a playroom with whips and chains and everything, you can imagine, you would imagine some entertaining erotic stuff would happen in these movies. No, there’s nothing entertaining about the sex scenes in this film. They’re underwhelming, to say the least. And you could at least have that in a terrible movie that would get people talking, that would get the the audience excited and the juices flowing. But in all seriousness, I want to talk about something else. I want to talk about love. I want to talk about when a man loves a woman, you don’t take that for granted. Time is a precious commodity. You can’t buy it. You can’t sell it. And once it’s gone, it’s gone forever. With that said, I’m going to take this and put it up here. It’s sort of underwhelming when you have a movie based on sex and they can’t even make the sex entertaining to watch, it’s a letdown if you guys want to see good sex scenes that are erotic and over the top and a little bit edgy and just raunchy, just go watch movies like Basic Instinct.

I remember the first time I watched that movie. I was eight years old and I watched it at three o’clock in the morning on HBO. It made me the man I am today. I would even say the love scene between Jack and Rose in the movie Titanic with the steamy hand on the window that was more erotic than anything you’ll see in Fifty Shades Freed. Now, I will say the best thing about this film is it is the final film in the franchise, which is a good thing. Now here, my final fucking thoughts and Fifty Shades of Shit. This movie is not a real movie. It’s I don’t know what to call this. I want to say it’s soft core porn, but that gives a bad name to soft core porn. We’ll just call this an abomination against humanity, starring two mannequins who give terrible performances while mumbling lines off a script that should have never been written. And nothing happens in this movie. This is a movie about nothing. It’s as two characters that you don’t like and don’t care about going place to place that make love a few times. You’re bored by it. And in the last fifteen minutes of the movie, they try to shoehorn in a kidnapped stalker story and then they give you 30 seconds of character development about the character of Christian Grey.

So I’m going to give this movie an F. And can you guess what the F stands for? That’s right. Oh, that felt good. So yeah, 50 Shades of Friede gets an F.. It’s a terrible movie. It’s a terrible franchise, and it’s a detriment to everything creative or that has any substance in Hollywood to let down that millions of dollars get tossed at things like this. That’s my take on this movie. And here’s my question for you. And let me know down below if you’ve seen this movie, and I hope you never do. But if you did, let me know what you thought about it down below and before I go. Since I mentioned Stardust earlier, I wanted to share with you guys some of your reactions on the app Stardust to the movie Fifty Shades Freed because I like you guys and I want to show you off my channel. But once again, you guys can download Stardust is completely free. It’s an awesome place to go. Give your reactions to movies, TV shows older knew you can watch them or you can post your own. And with that said, I’m going to play your reactions right now.

Hey, also just saw Fifty Shades freed. Oh, Jesus. Please forgive me for seeing that movie in theaters.

Fuck this movie. Yeah. Movie.

What are we doing? Like, seriously, what are we doing here? I mean, God, this was like the most avid movie I have seen in such a long time. I really do like to get movies. I’ve been up and down, but this one just cannot keep focused on save. It’s gorgeous cartography and good music. Actors were trying and.

I don’t think anyone was trying my first ever reactions.

All I said was my relationship with the movie is about as complicated as the relationship in the movies. And that’s pretty much still true. I mean, I know it’s terrible, poorly written, problematic, this new one exception. It’s more of the same, but just curiosity gets the best of me. I can’t look away. It’s like a car crash. The world’s sexiest car crash.

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