Review of The Internship- by Schmoedown

Full text transcript of the review of The Internship

All right, for those of you who know on our podcast, we have interns, so we figured for this review we’re going to have our interns do the intro.

I just got a lot of them sleeping and the other one just quit our in terms of terrible.

It’s an interview for an internship that could lead to a job. Nick, this might be the last chance that we got coming here.

You’ve got to come in and say hello, Smallville, another comedy, this time by Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson teaming up for the internship.

That’s right. Know in the future, Google is going to change the name of Skynet. They’re going to hire a bunch of robots, but until then, they have interns.

And we just saw the movie. No, you didn’t. Let’s let’s we can tell them the truth. Here’s what happened. I saw this movie. Marc saw The Purge. It was on the same exact day. So that’s what happened for the exact day.

And wouldn’t you know it the same exact times? But I’m going to do I’m going to interview Christian about his experience seeing the film. Chris, how do you like it? What do you get to eat?

Let’s just say I didn’t hate it as much as a lot of other people or I hear a lot of people saying how much I hated this film. I don’t know if someone said it was abysmal. I don’t get how you can say it is abysmal. Is it vanilla? Have you seen it a billion times? Yes. Is it super funny? Not really. But I enjoy watching it for the time I was in the theater. Sure.

Yikes. Okay, so it seems like kind of a fish out of water thing where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, you know the story. I guarantee you. Go ahead and tell me exactly what you think. The story they lose the jobs that they have, so they have to start all over again in twenty thirteen. That’s really tough. They’re going to try to work with something that they’re not really familiar with. They’re competing with college kids to get a job at Google.

Yeah, but what also happens is that they’re they’re all they know the fish or they’re good salesmen, but they get paired, they, they get paired with the other misfits, kind of like old, too, like any other formulaic thing you’ve ever seen before. They get paired with the misfits. And what happens, they don’t misfits don’t get along at first. They don’t figure it out. They don’t fucking like Vince Vaughn. They’re going really quick. I got to get it out there, baby.

You got to let it go. So what else happens? You know what else happens to figure it out? Of course, they figure out what happens next. They created a monster. That’s right. So they figure it out the way that, you know, they do. The Misfits come together and it’s the whole thing. The problem is I don’t mind it. It’s formulaic, but hit me with some edgy comedy, hit me with some stuff that’s funny. Make it something that I’m like, oh, I’m dying.

I don’t care. Like, this is the end. Not a great story, but it was hysterical all the way through.

This one just wasn’t funny. OK, great.

Vince Vaughn and Wilson have proven they’re a great comedy team. The Wedding Crashers was hysterical. So do they still have that chemistry, that magic? And they’re just a little bit older, a little bit too long in the tooth for something like this? Or is it just the script isn’t good?

I think it’s a combination of all lot, right? No, I didn’t. I think it’s a combination of all that. I just think that they were maybe trying to think, oh, we got we got the old magic and the chemistry is fine enough. You can tell if they get along, but it’s just not that back and forth.

You had a couples retreat syndrome where we have all these towns and people we’re all going to show up. Of course, something funny is going to happen and it just doesn’t really get to that golfball level.

Yeah, it’s just a movie that you catch on cable and it’s out of your life as fast as it was in it.

And I just, you know, the Rose Byrne is in it again, predictable storyline with her and Owen Wilson.

They’re just there’s nothing really I can rave about except saying that I don’t even know. There’s one kid that looks like Tina Fey and now we’ve got one female right now. He’s a guy.

I just don’t understand why his character, he was like he’s like the manager who is working for Google, yet he’s with the team. I don’t try to make sense out of it.

You know, you bring up Google. Is this whole movie just one ad for Google?

Yes, it is. And it just because and I guess that’s the politics that the play is, the fact they really wanted to take place at Google. Yeah. And because it did, there’s like it’s Google this Google. That is the one big ad for Google.

This is the most shameless product placement you’ve ever seen in a movie. Keep in mind, Taco Bell from Demolition Man.

It’s pretty. It’s up there, man. It’s really a spot of bother me the least. And and again, it’s I don’t hate anything. I just didn’t care. It was used this last time. I use it again. It’s a it’s a Leno.

It’s so it seems like usually when you smile, when are you give it around two and a half. And since you used to push first to the decimal system, two and a half, two and a half out of five smokes.

Yeah. You know me well. It’s two and a half out of five. I just it’s it’s just nothing that I really need to see again. I don’t and I didn’t hate it, but I wouldn’t tell you to go spend money. All right, guys. So a lot of stuff.

Coming up, the podcast we have episode one oh one we can say now make sure you check in that a lot of movie stories that are breaking a speaking of movie stories that Schmoes know Dotcom really happy with all the positive comments. If you haven’t checked it out, just links right there. Just go check it out there or Google it. But movie news, it’s your job. You are so small. It’s funny in one five foot ten frame, why don’t you write a funny blog so they can see it at the website. 

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