Review of Hangover 1- by Schmoedown Entertainment Network

Full text transcript of the review of Hangover 1:

Do you want to go to Vegas without me, that is totally cool, you talking about? Well, you know, Phil and Stu, that your buddies and it’s your bachelor party and those who love you.

Hey, everybody, we’re a little late here, but nonetheless, we’re still going to be reviewing the hangover. Is the number one million Americans America for you to be nice to Stroh’s number one. Critics in America talk about it.

I don’t know what happens as we used to get movies out, like on Thursday or Friday before they came out even and now I like to review Superbad for a night we’ll never forget talking about it. Hilarious. It is a movie about guys who drink too much and then they wake up the next day and they can’t remember anything that happened the night before. You want to talk about relatability when it comes to a movie you sold nagu ways and their bachelor parties.

It’s gross. It is gross.

You went to Vegas for one night. I know you went there. You had a ball. You for you you sat in hotel room and read a Star Wars book, but they know what’s happening. And so while my girlfriend is looking down, I just wish your friends were as mature as you.

They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. Paging Dr. Douche Bag.

Ever get this hump’s right to do from the office who plays in the office. The that helps and helps. I thought I thought he and Galifianakis fanatics were the two best in this. What happened last night.

You weren’t distracted, though, by by star power. You know, that’s that’s not a detriment to the actor, is just that you don’t have Vince Vaughn being Vince Vaughn and probably Will Ferrell. Those guys are great. But this is a fun movie because Bradley Cooper, you believe him as his character and you like Ed Helms and you believe Zach Galifianakis. By the way, Galifianakis is character who would have been awful in lesser hands. That character could have been so bad to watch. Would have been the 17 again.

Am I missing a tooth? Oh. Whose baby is that call her something, the little short tube was was fine, I guess.

Luke Wilson was too expensive, so they got the guy getting married and getting married in five hours.

Yeah, that’s not going to happen. See his girlfriend when he’s married? No way. That guy gets a job.

She’s hot and a hobbit. Dude, that guy’s a hobbit.

Guys who aren’t necessarily huge in the looks department can get cute girls right between us because he’s smart.

Yeah, because he’s the only important thing now is that we find. Doug, here’s your car officers.

Yeah. Usually I don’t like humans in movie theaters. I want to be by myself. This is a fun movie to be a packed house. Absolutely.

It’s like being in a comedy club with a good comic up on stage and telling good jokes, but said everybody’s together. Yeah. And you have a good time with your date. Movie is good. I mean, it’s it’s raunchy.

He’s wearing my grandmother’s holocaust ring. I didn’t know they give out rings at the Holocaust.

But women love the stuff that like people, they go with it. I go, guys, guys, the drag girls see that some raunchy shit. Yeah, there’s.

And it’s been there. And that’s why I love I love it. I love the fact that that’s Todd Phillips. Todd Phillips is right up there with Apatow right now, these guys. And it’s good for us. What’s going on? When was the last time that you got so drunk you can remember what happened? It was my birthday about two years ago. I got so drunk and passed out on the stairs and it looks like a idea in my shoes, just like he passed out with one pocket knife.

I’m sure he would love to have that. That is true. Are you drunk on the stairs? Just do it woofs.