The Internship film review- by John at the Movies

Full text transcript of The Internship film review

So I just got out of the internship and I didn’t laugh once, what I said, I didn’t laugh once. What are you. Are you deaf? I said I didn’t laugh once. Why has led us to this. Thank you.

John, are you here with any cool dotcom and the internship, it’s it was rough for me to sit through and I did not enjoy myself at all. The plot, it’s written by Vince Vaughn and it involves a couple of salesmen who lose their jobs.

You’re great salesmen, but it’s too late for you guys. Everything’s computerized and you’re dinosaurs.

And within a day they’re like, oh, we can’t find new jobs. So let’s go work at Google. Yeah, it’s a great idea. We’ll be interns and then we’ll work our way up into the company and we’ll we’ll get jobs with Google. Even though we know nothing about anything to do with Google or the Internet’s inter webs, it makes no sense why they’d even get picked.

Ok, good. You got it. Hi, my name is Billy. We can hear you fine as well. Oh, great. Billy McMahon. Nick Campbell.

And I didn’t even like them. They’re sleazy sales guys.

Yeah, it’s just awful. We’re looking at some sort of mental hunger games against a bunch of genius kids for just like a handful of jobs.

I think there’s several reasons why the thing just doesn’t work. None of the characters felt rounded. They didn’t feel real calm.

While one of the team managers told me, come on, bro, fist me.

Well, let’s all twist each other. Right.

There are all just caricatures of nerds and geeks and dweebs. And after a while, it’s like you get the point, I get it. Tech people are nerdy and they have trouble talking to girls.

How about a high five? Whoa. Did you get beat up a lot in school? I was homeschooled by my mom. Did you get beat up a lot at home? School. Great.

We get the point like everything here, every joke just it’s run into the ground.

Battle indicates no Green Party. Yes.

Having a beer with your boss. If you want to grab a coffee with me, you let me know I will not be grabbing a cold one with you.

If a joke wasn’t funny the first time, well, maybe the second time it’ll be funny dating a fellow interns.

You can’t get an intern. So we’ll say no to who said no to.

Laughs Yeah, it just felt like the same jokes kept occurring over and over. The dialogue was just wretched, horrible and mundane. Everything here, like all the characters, talk in metaphors. The main characters especially. It’s usually about a sports metaphor or something stupid.

We need to start believing. This reminds me of a little girl from a steel town who had the dream to dance. She reached up and pulled the chain to nowhere and doused herself with water. Flashdance with talking about the movie from the 80s. You’re damn right I am.

I owe this. This this sucked. I’m sorry. I just. I did not enjoy it. Maybe Vince Vaughn. Do you think he’s funny lately? I think he’s been phoning it in. And this this definitely feels like a phoned in Vince Vaughn film, even though his name’s all over it. The only part I did like I actually like the ending credits is all done using different Google Apps. That that was kind of interesting to watch for for the minute or two. But other than that, yeah, it was awful. Felt like that’s what this film feels like. And I did not enjoy myself, but those are just my thoughts on the internship. What are yours? You can leave your comments below and keep checking in with any cool dotcom. For more news and reviews, I’m John Arie.