Hobbit: Unexpected Journey movie critique- by Your Movie Sucks

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Hey, guys, my Christmas was pretty sweet, I got fuckin adventure time socks, I got a fucking shake weight. Thanks, Daniel.

Unfortunately, though, I was unable to finish my review because I’ve been fucking busy with Christmas buying presents, going to visit my parents in Edmonton, even though my flight by gross, but it was only a two day trip.

And so I’ve been working fucking crazy amounts.

I worked 12 hours on Boxing Day. I worked my ass off today, tomorrow, the next day, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. However, I do think that I’ll be able to finish it by next Friday.

Before you dislike this video, though, I understand that I love you guys and that I want to be an entertainer and that I want to entertain you guys.

I don’t want to be the guy where I’m constantly letting you down.

I know you guys are already like, oh, no, no, no, no, out not in that voice because you’re awesome.

But I decided as my sort of I’m sorry, present Christmas present, I would do my review for The Hobbit, my quickie for it with Blair Megadeth Sauce with liquid rage, feel alive warning product contains the hottest known ingredients on the planet Earth.

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Colin, come out, come out. Joe, what are you doing?

Fuck you, this shit didn’t fucking think this one through the lid was off in the fridge for quite some time. It could grew in a broke.

Oh, I can smell it. I can smell it. Oh, my God, no, that’s too much. So much. Oh my God, I’m good. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.

One time I had like a tiny little drop.

You’re going to be able to solve this down.

It’ll be out next week, guys, I promise, if it turns out that. You know, my biweekly schedule.

Isn’t working out exactly.

I mean, like if if this is a consistent thing where I can’t finish them in time, then I’ll just continue to try weakly, because right now I’m putting in working hours to something that I’m getting paid like eight dollars a month for.

And yet, if just fuckin.

It’s impossible.

So Hobbit, although it was pretty interesting that Peter Jackson decided to do it for 48 for second.

Oh, my God, I thought of the over the head shots worked decently well.

Oh.

I know I would not. I wanted to say that over the head shots were. Oh my God. Oh my. Throw over our head shots look kind of fucking retarded for the first time, whereas.

Uh.

The close up shots were pretty cool and added to that high.

Oh, we’re going to go where they are, so whether it’s about. Well, Broadway, it was like the beards weren’t really cool in 3-D at 48 frames per second. Oh, but over the headshots it got cut early, like going over tall buildings that looked much real estate because of it. So I don’t think the president was that great.

Oh. Oh, that was.

Oh, that’s wonderful. I just came out.

As for the movie, you can kind of tell that it was one book. Stretched into three different movies.

Oh, it seemed to drag on at points, huh?

Overall, it was decent, but I would exactly recommend that it aren’t so bad.

Earlier today over at. Oh, oh, dear God.

I’ve had a very big, uh.

Although I’m kind of excited to see the second movie just because there is that dragon that didn’t show and it was like, don’t you want to see the Dragon
in the next movie? I was like, yeah, would be cool.

Seven out of 10