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Those movies in Bangkok may mean Bangkok, heavy on the KOC is a significant higher percentage of cock in this film that in part one? Well, I think if you go to Thailand in general, that’s pretty much how it is. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think David Carradine made the ultimate statement.

No, I’m surprised they didn’t like make brochure’s with David Carradine body there in that tub. Like, come to Bangkok. You have one hell of a time. Yeah, man. You can do things here you can’t do anywhere else. And for the last time ever, you’ll go out in the Bay of Cock. No, man.

Talk about The Hangover two. We’re talking about Bangkok because that’s where these guys get lost in. They they they have I guess there’s no way a better way of putting it. They have fucked up again.

I didn’t go to Calcutta. That’s even worse. Like people in Bangkok. They look at Calcutta like that’s a West Virginia way. It’s Calcutta. Even have any attractions. Yeah. I don’t like like death cults.

That’s what I mean. I’m saying no, but the thing about Bangkok or is that OK, you know, it’s it’s Total Sin City. You do whatever advice you got, you can never be super indulged. But Calcutta is just like, oh, you must have wanted to die it since you came here. Yeah.

Yeah, I would go to Calcutta any time because Bangkok looks like it doesn’t even look like it’s covered in herpes.

It looks like you wherever you fall, you’re going to fall on a penis. You know, if you go end up with a penis somewhere, if you are a tourist, you don’t know where you’re going.

When they say Bangkok has taken you a penis, has come from behind the alley and just pulled you in, you’ll never be seen again. Wasn’t it? Wasn’t D’une inspired by Bangkok?

And I like I like all those puddles of water, just puddles of herpes. And it’s just McGinest. He’s like somebody just took a big shit and piss on that city.

Somebody would come from Mexico City and say, maybe you need to clean this shit up.

And it could be me.

And that thing is like unlike Vegas, which at least has a clean veneer. Yeah, it’s all shiny underneath is the evil here. It’s all just kind of on the surface. And it had to be that way for a sequel because if you’re going to follow the exact same formula, you’ve at least got up the ranch. Oh, considerably.

You do exactly what The Hangover two oh they do for you women. Who says I want to see it’s not fair. You guys get to see all kind of nudity with women. I want more penis in movie where you got it with this one. It might not be how you want it. Yeah, it’s probably not. You’ve got it on it. And let me give you a hint. Bradley Cooper is not one of those penises.

So well, in movies these days, you do get a lot more penises than you do tits. It’s rare to see a girl girl’s bare breasts in a movie. Now you’re like, whoa, oh, I know this.

I mean, it’s almost like whenever she shows her breasts, you can see penises on my chest.

It’s like we’ve seen anything. That’s what I watch HBO for the breast channel. Right.

Shows with lots of excuses to show.

And, you know, it’s a constant reminder to me that, wow, I am not gay.

Yeah, they can’t you don’t know by now by watching TV and all these movies then.

Yeah. You’re in the clear. But so in the last movie we had Phil played by Bradley Cooper, we had Stoos Head Helmes and we had Zach Galifianakis as Alan as as Alan. And you know, Phil is sort of the he’s an asshole, but you expect him to be ladies man. But he’s like the committed father and family guy and husband. Teacher, teacher. Yeah. Stu is like the nerdy guy, the group and Zach Galifianakis, and he’s just retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah he is. You get these guys together. They’ve got an interesting dynamic, to say the least. And in the last film we saw them going to the bachelor party in Las Vegas. Of course, with this dynamic, they are going to fuck up and they lose the groom.

Yeah, one drink and and suddenly it’s the next morning. I can’t remember shit.

Yeah. Yeah. They can’t find the groom. Yeah. Doug, they can’t find Doug played by Justin Bartha. They just lost his ass.

It’s one of the only crew video. Yeah.

Something to wake up and not know what happened. It’s another thing to wake up in a way you don’t remember anything. You got a tooth missing. There’s a baby on the floor and a tiger in the back.

And somebody had just had sex with a chicken. It’s like, how did this happen? And they go on this long adventure to find out how did we get here? Will this second time around dugs? OK, he’s married. He’s fine. And Stu is about to get married.

Now, as you say, Cyrus, we missed that hangover one point five where they just got rid of Heather Graham had the grounds like, man, you know, but Matilda’s move, I could be hanging out, you asshole, on my donors everywhere. Don’t worry. I just read they’re going to do an animated version. And that going to go straight to DVD.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s what I like. Animatrix, you have to hang a matrix. That’s what the summer looks like. Yeah.

But still has met this fine as the Asian chick, this chick from Thailand, she’s, she’s about seven leagues above his station.

That is true. And you being kind right there. Yeah.

Like I mean it’s only in a movie could the two of them get together. I don’t care if he was a billionaire, she’d still be like and it’s I call that movie magic.

Yes. I’ll put that shit.

That’s wildly unrealistic. What do you stand next to each other? I like how.

How much are you paying by the minute for those two together, like that 50 year old guy that gets caught on the goddamn news trying to bury 12 year old girl? Yeah, it’s like, you know, I guess this makes it is Banki not what she’s trying to do to get the hell out of there, because, I mean, it’s a lovely girl, man.

Jamie Chance, she’s American and this is her parents living bad. Yeah. Yeah.

She got no that seems to be some kind of either a rich investor or he’s in the tie that tie tie my yakuza.

Yeah, but this this is chick named Lawrence whose girl plays and this is this is not movie magic. This is movie hypnosis to believe this like way to look at what these guys do. But hey, it’s the movies where. All right. Yeah. Just go with it.

So they weren’t going to hook her up. We hook them up with a homely check, right? Course not. Like like Rosie O’Donnell is going to come on and be like the girl who’s married would have been more believable, but because. Yeah, but then you’re not rooting for him. Like, get the fuck out of there, dude.

Like her father is so mean to him. There’s no way you would take shit from him unless you were going to marry that girl. Yeah, that’s the only thing that’s real.

She says so far, I would tell her father, I don’t care if you in the Mafia would you want to kill me to keep me away from this shit here. OK, let’s you know, right now. So what have you got to do? You can do what you got to. But still, he thinks he’s learned his lesson, like being the geeking out of the group. He’s kind of the most sensible. And he he would even trust these guys around, I feel is like now, you know, you got this badass chick.

I mean, we party hard won. We got the bachelor parties like, no, we partied too hard. This is the bachelor party here at IHOP. In fact, I don’t trust you guys so much. I’m covering my glass of orange juice right now, so nobody drugged me. And I’m a wake up with a fucking guerrilla’s. I’m somewhere.

Hey, Rudy Tuni, fresh and fruity is for the whole restaurant. I was the hangover one point by crazy IHOP adventure. Like this guy.

This guy must really be fucking fifty years or at least 60.

He must be getting that fucking that senior meal must be to something that would be at a Luby’s at the Louie I played Louie. It actually comes out and it gives you played to the left way.

But they are going to the wedding, they are going to Thailand for the wedding. So even though who saying look, we cannot have a bachelor party because that is just too while it would just be too much trouble, these guys just can’t be in the same place. And that’s the other thing, Alan. They got to pick up Al and Al is always going to be the one who fucked everything up. Balance crime.

It’s important to point out that that Doug Doug, my brother in law’s crying. You got to invite him in. And it still is going like, fuck no, why would I do that? That should be the end of the discussion. He should have been.

That was the first moment that you as an audience member went way, way then you motherfucker.

See, the first hangover was funny how much money that fucking movie made because of all the fucked up shit this fucking guy. Right. You see, once they bring Allen Allen’s already mouthing off doing saying things you shouldn’t be doing.

And it’s just it’s inevitable that something’s going to go wrong. They invite Allen out to the beach so that they can just have one drink, just one drink. Allen comes out there with a bag of marshmallows. He’s mean mug and Stoos, future brother in law. They all go out there and have a drink, including little sixteen year old, whatever that kid’s Teddy.

Teddy, his name is Teddy Apple of the father in law is I Teddy. He’s a he’s a Stanford. He’s you know, he went to Stanford early for like six, six years old.

He’s made that much money. Hey, hey, hey.

Nobody puts Teddy in the corner, the virtuoso on the cello. It’s how much the father hates Stu and he loves his son. He loves that son so much like, oh my God.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, yeah. Fuck you round. I look at my son. That’s what you should grow up to be half your age. He’s definitely been masturbating to his boy as a graduation picture. That would be surprised.

Yeah. Oh, I love that kid. So they end up having that one drink and all of a sudden they wake up in a shitty hotel room, roaches, watching television. They just do that. He has a tattoo. He’s got a Mike Tyson face to face statues. They cover that up. Adam ain’t got no hair.

No, I think it’s happened again. Oh, what did you do? I didn’t do anything. I swear to God, your hair is gone.

No, no. Oh.

So come on, get up. We got a situation.

Oh, holy cow. Where are we?

Oh, my God. Out your head.

Oh, your head. Oh, God. Well, you know, he’s a pretty boy. Yeah, he has his contract.

Look, I always got to be pretty. Yeah, OK. OK, I have red eyes, which give me a excuse to put on some cool sunglasses with Bill wakes up. He’s posing with his shirt off.

He’s looking like he’s on the phone. All he got is a little bit of red. You know, those ladies look like you like like normal people. He looked like he fell in Nevada. Cresco. Yes.

All shiny going missing from that picture. The little Gap logo in the corner.

Yeah. Yeah. He woke up in a commercial, you know, so.

Oh, and there’s a there’s a gay monkey male with a Rolling Stones jacket on.

Why is he get like monkey game?

Because the monkey did a gay act that when he first got introduced.

Oh, I thought it was because of the denim cut off sleeve, that Rolling Stone jacket he’s wearing.

He’s just he’s just retro monkeys. More of a hipster, just like just a monkey.

Yeah, but out of all this craziness, they can’t find Teddy. And if Stu’s going to get married. Well, shit, fuck that. If Stu is going to live, they better find Teddy. So just like in the first one where they can’t find the groom, they go on this big adventure to find this lost person and to also just backtrack on what the hell happened and how did we get here.

Yeah, how did I get here? How you get Hangover two electric boogie from hell at this point.

Just take the first movie and just change the setting. Yeah. And was played like it was before.

It’s pretty much same thing to hit every single major comedy point. I mean it is the Ghostbusters two of that.

It is man.

They took the script just case Las Vegas wrote in Thailand, Jesse race little baby we replace with a monk. Oh, Monk. Yeah. You raised Tiger replaced with a monkey, you know, I mean, it’s pretty much the Gramin and Monkey.

Yeah, yeah.

It’s it’s pretty much the same movie. And I guess what works for the film and what goes against it too, is that they just try very hard to top all of the insanity in the vulgarity that we saw in the first film.

A little too hard, if you ask me.

But well, you know, it is funny you say that because actually I found myself enjoying the film, even though I was pretty much aware that, wow, this is a note for note, like the first movie, but I’m still laughing. And God damn, if that monkey isn’t funny, call me crazy.

But it’s a real excuse for reaction shots, which with any other animal is not funny. It’s just lame. And we go, God damn it.

But when it’s a monkey shit man like that monkey, well, I think it’s like a cheap hook. It can still suck. I mean, Dick is exactly what this monkey did. I told you I was gay.

I think he’s enjoying the gay stuff a little too much. I know what it’s like. You’re going to buy one those gay monkeys. Yes, I know, but it was bad ass movie.

I agree with you so much. Man at that monkey made this movie because look.

Yeah. Dunston checks in. Yes. Dennis that tigerman the last movie like God damn it by signifying monkey and stepped on the Tigers beat.

But man, the beginning of the movie, the very beginning of the film isn’t working too well for me because they just don’t feel naturally like friends. Before, I was amazed at how they made these guys from so many different personality backgrounds. Seemed like they knew each other for so long. I believe they were friends here is like, oh, we’re part to them. We’re supposed to say things. I remind you of the first one and then not just remind you.

Yeah, you know, I mean things flat out going, hey, man, remember that time in the first movie, you know, the first 20 minutes ago?

I remember that time in the first movie. Come on. Are you telling me you want to be still talking about you? Tell me some of the same stories over like ten times. It ain’t even as cool as the talking about the time I picked up that comic book.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That’s not true because I absolutely never hang out with you. Listen to my podcast. That’s where I was hanging over. Go to the comic book store. How do we get it? We drove by the book. How do you think we got it? Look at all this income. I can’t even remember how it got there.

But, you know, at the beginning, man, what really got to me, like, I could handle them like that, just the movie just needs to get going. But then it’s the Zach Galifianakis show for about twenty minutes. And you we talked about this before, Elliott.

He was he was a lot less like his character in the first movie and more like his character in due date, where he was just annoying to the point where you couldn’t realistically see how anybody would hang out with this guy. And he was doing things that that weren’t just quirky but straight out mean or retarded. He’s clearly mentally disabled on some level, but he like meant you could tell he means well. Right. And like, you can’t be angry at him.

It’d be like kicking a cat or something. Right. Well, maybe you could do that for me.

And here he is just out and out. Self-absorbed douche. Like, fuck this guy.

Well, you know, the thing is, I noticed that and I thought that was going to annoy me at first, but I realized that, you know, the Zach Galifianakis skirt isn’t treating his friends like that. It’s more like his family, like people who he’s, like, living with. Like I mean, he’s a grown ass man living with his parents and he’s still acting like a spoiled fucking kid, because once you look at his room, you realize, wow, this guy is like on the brink of, like a full on retard. So you just relating to him because your room is like this?

Because the minute they showed his room, I was like, oh, my God, it’s because I know you.

Well, the moment I saw a fucking macho man, Randy Savage, was like, fuck, yeah, I love this guy. Yeah. Everyone everyone should fucking bow to his fucking every cause. I should be like, look at this. Oh, no, no. Yeah. If you look at a lamp post, Carlos is back, though. All I thought was like, I got to really work on my room when I get home. That’s the only treats.

He didn’t treat his friends like that. But I totally disagree. You completely treats his friends like they treat them like, are you kidding me?

In the airport, the way he acts towards them, the way acts towards the guy, Teddy, especially right off the bat, what he has during the rehearsal dinner, he was still trying to win over their friendship to where Teddy, the new guy, his new wife, who he’s thinking at, has his new rivalry. You know, yeah, I can understand why he’s being a dick to that guy and I can understand why he’s being an asshole.

I tell you what, still spoiled. I can understand why he’s being a dick to Teddy, but I can’t understand is why none of the other three guys don’t look at him and say, hey, cut that out.

See, I think they just they they make those characters that they lose just weak characters. So we don’t have to worry about them too much when they lose them. It’s like those characters are so weak that even they can’t keep track and they just forget about them in the first film.

We don’t know shit about dogs. Right, right.

But but at the same time, that actor, he didn’t come off as a bad actor. I mean, maybe they didn’t write him a lot of personality and they stuck him out because he’s not a comedian.

Justin Bartha, I saw in a movie recently, it was it went straight to DVD, but he was actually one of the best parts.

I mean, I was I was almost kind of sorry they left Doug out of the first one so much. I was like, well, I like this guy. And he’s you know, he said he feels like like like the glue who’s holding this French, all these friendships together. And it was yeah, he’s straight man. But it was like, OK, I see why they lost him, but he seems good enough. This Teddy kid, I was like man every time he was on had something to say. It looked like he was about to smirk with every one of his lines.

He had no emotion at Mason. Mason Lee is the actor who plays I don’t know how accurate. Yeah. He was. You know, he’s a kid. I’ve never seen him in anything before. Maybe not even an act. I don’t know. You don’t even need to have him be that much of a good act like they have to up his ass. And we’re just going about the film.

The problem is, is when he eventually gets to the resolution and you have to see him again with all the shit that he personally has gone through. And he’s just kind of like, you know, whatever.

And you’re like, wait, what exactly doesn’t even make sense? Well, you know, and see stars, this is probably my problem throughout the movie. It’s like, so you have the outrageous circumstances, but you never have any consequences for it. And that’s what made the first movie work so much. It’s like every time they got into some shit, the consequences for it all was just like, have you hyped up, you know, had you antsy? It’s like, oh my God, now what? But here it’s just like, OK, we go from one thing to the next, OK, now it’s the mobsters. Now it’s it’s chow again. Now this and that.

And honestly, I thought I thought it followed the same beat. I mean you’re talking about consequences, but I mean the fact that they’re that there weren’t any consequences, only it was only because they still had to look for this, you know, they still had to look for this fucking kid. They couldn’t just stop and go, wow, what just fucking happened to me? How am I going to deal with this? Well, we can’t deal with that shit right now. We got to keep going. We got to find this kid and we got to do it.

By this certain time, I cannot jump aboard something completely when they just the safe and they just repeat the same thing over again. To me, that’s like that’s an obvious move to just get some money in on the previous crowd. I mean, it’s workman like comedy. It’s not I mean, it really wouldn’t have been that much harder to, like, do something a little different from what they did. But it is it is beat the beat. Like I said, they they pretty much replaced characters like, oh, we had a baby, the first one that can’t talk. Let’s just have an old monk who can’t talk either. We had a funny animal movie. We have a funny animal in this movie. And a lot of people are criticizing a movie for going way over the top to try to top the last film. That’s actually where Work For Me Like Poor Student is movie. He got into something where I got this.

Oh, sorry, but yeah, I was like, man, these guys. But I’m not hanging out with Stu anymore because Stu is going to kill all of them because he cannot afford to let them have this secret until anybody else.

That’s the thing that won me over. I mean, yeah, you’re right. I mean, you know, it does go over the top, but it does it in such a good way that, I mean, you just can’t help but be, like, just engaged in the craziness.

You know, something else being a thing in Bangkok. Did I say Bangkok? I like Jethro’s. I’m Bangkok. I’ve been there in Bangkok. Meant the danger element seemed a little greater this time.

So when they were actually great. Yeah, yeah. No, when they went Hokkien everywhere. Up and out, when that’s when that when they went crazy enough and they were in trouble, I felt like, man, these guys could actually die here.

Like there was a moment where I felt like they never going to make it out of this, not not just not getting married, but they’re not going to live through the night and keeps reminding you saying, oh, man, Bangkok’s got them right.

That’s it. What are you doing here? Banging your head against the wall, even thinking you’re going to find this kid because Bangkok’s got him. Yeah, don’t let go.

And the other thing about this film is that they introduced characters. It’s that kind of sequel. Hey, you love them in the first one.

We got to bring them back for the second one. And, you know, we had what’s that letter? That actor’s name? Kim Jong Kim. Yeah. As Mr. Chow got to bring Mr. Chow back, you know, I loved every minute of every time he was on screen, we got another cameo by somebody that just we all together like this is OK. This is just surreal.

That cameo was completely unnecessary. It’s one of those things that could have easily ruined this entire movie for me, because I’m like, don’t end on this note, please. I mean, you were like trying way too fucking hard.

Well, not just, though, the topper of all the things that they did in the film to copy the last one, that I would have been a little kinder towards this film if it just wasn’t for that last reminder. Yeah, we did everything we could to rip off the first film.

But, you know, that was that was painfully unfunny. Yes. I didn’t have any of those moments while the movie was going on until that particular you know, you’re right.

They mean they do so many things like that that are just kind of like, you know, OK, stop reminding me of the first film. You know, maybe I’m new to this, but that thing right there was just too much.

Now I want to like I’ve been doing nothing but come down on this film, and that’s not fair to what I actually feel about it, because more than not, I actually agree with co-host because I’m goddamn right, because I which is, you know, don’t don’t quote me on that because I probably won’t say it again.

And don’t worry, I’ll call you.

But, you know, even though it does hit all those same beats, I think the fact that it does amp things up and ensure some people are going to go, well, that’s just grossing it up. And it is. But it does make it funny. There’s plenty of times in this film that I was laughing out loud and it’s wow. Is it rare for film to even have that effect at all? I mean, any comedy that’s more than chuckle worthy, I’ve got to shake its hand and say, hey, thanks. And then I feel like this film actually does get there.

I agree with you, too. When I laugh hard, like I the only things I can count how many times I probably laughed hard, which is probably about like about four or five times. And that’s when they hit those high notes that I was talking about when they did something extremely crazy.

It worked for me. The funniest thing in this movie, and this is probably what is pushing this movie over for me is that monkey man.

I got to talk about that monkey. That’s monkey with the monkey. That monkey was the best actor or should I say actress in the movie Crystal the Monkey. In fact, that monkey actor with Bradley Cooper before and failure to lunch, they I think they used to date each other. They they got photos of each other on the town. I got to give this director who the director of this hospital, Top Philipson, start out doing a bunch of documentaries. He did a frat house. Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. Todd Phillips is I would say he’s one of the best directors in Hollywood right now, just based on how he made me believe in that monkey. This is not a monkey who’s just doing it up for laughs. This is a monkey that smokes, looks for cars to drive up and he sells dope to people.

You know, coincidentally, I was in a bar talking to a woman about this last night who saw who was at the screening. And she’s done research on these monkeys in Thailand and about how they really do like smoke and do all this stuff. And the people who own the bars inject them with tranquilizers to get them to hang out because they’re a tourist attraction and they have a set up, a monkey rehab for all these sad monkeys.

Oh, wow. I know. So can I get a movie about that? Sorry. You came from a Hangover documentary about that. Yeah, I want to see that’s a 12 step program for monkeys. Really, really happy to be how happy that makes Gore is. I know, right? So he’s beside himself with joy.

I mean, imagine a monkey with a monkey on its back. I want to see Monkey Rehab with Dr. Lancelot Link exactly like this one. Is the staff. Are they monkeys, too? Do they have like monkey sponsors? They have posters in the waiting in a lobby that say evolve. Oh, my God, that’s the Hangover three man.

Look, let me tell you, I love the first hangover. I really do. That was one of my favorite movies. The year came. I was like, right on my top five. Yeah. In this one I do like, but I just can’t really, you know, I can’t condone a film that just doesn’t put the effort forth, but to like, be creative when they just do something. This is what I always criticize, you know, Aaron Seltzer in Freedberg for, you know, like just making a movie to make cash. I’ve said my piece for this movie.

Maybe I’m just hoping for more.

And I was saying the whole time when they said they said they’re going to make a part two right from the beginning when they when they said they’re going make a part two, I was like, please just don’t do a repeat of everything that you’ve done. And it’s turned into kind of what I did. Not one, but when it works, it works and it works to very, very fun, funny, hilarious effect.

So just on principle, I can’t give it the matinee that I want to because I think people will enjoy it for that. But for myself, it’s about as high as original as I can get.

Well, I’m going to go ahead and give it a MANÉ only because, yeah, you’re right, it does hit the same beat. But you know what? So does 18 and I still enjoy the hell out of that.

I did. And there’s a new episode I don’t like about the show. So much for that movie. No, no.

I mean the payoffs were actually funny except for that last fucking note, which it was horrible.

The one consideration that keeps coming in my head is that am I going to laugh that loud when I see this again? And I think a lot of the comedy here predicates on the unexpected, even while it’s still hitting those same beats, because you really don’t think they’re going to go as far as they go at points. And there’s a couple comedy equivalents of shot of jump scares where you’re like, Jesus Christ, what the hell was that? And they work, but they are predicated on you not expecting them to happen now. I’d say this is going to be a film that you’re going to want to see with a big crowd of people that are just having fun with it. And certainly our audience was I mean, I give a matinee because I think it is perfect for that. But I can’t give it a rental because I think you probably won’t.

I want to judge it by not comparing it to the first movie. And yet that was impossible since it completely compares itself to the first movie throughout the entire movie. Every chance, every chance it gets, it goes, hey, remember how funny this was before? I mean, I chuckled throughout, but maybe only two or three big laughs. And sadly, I can’t I can barely remember what they were. I just saw a lot of disappointment with this movie because I was with with you when they announced they were going to make a sequel, I was like, oh, don’t do that. But they were smart with the first one. So maybe they won’t just do a remake of it. But then see, in due date, I was like, oh, maybe they will. And just with this, I didn’t feel as negatively towards this idea with due date, but it was a very similar feeling. And I wish I could say more, you know, more positive things about I wish I had a more positive feeling. I, I you know, I think back to the memory of that first one. I gave it better than sex. This one is just more of a high Renel. Even when they you know, they do the thing, we’re like, we’re not going to show the photos. Yes, we are.

And it’s, you know, this just like the photograph you leave on photos were not as good. They were not as good.

But, you know, come on, OK, you know, I’m not taking either you guys to fucking Vegas, to Bangkok. I mean, if I could take years to the Wal-Mart down the goddamn street, you guys go kill my brother. Come on. Have a good laugh, my ass.

I’m going to have a car. How are you going to take that Amoco’s?

Well, Bill and a thank you for not taking me to Bangkok, but if you did you, I think you would want me to kill that bus.

I would love to see I’ll go to Wal-Mart because I think that that would be the hangover. Part three, right. Are in a Wal-Mart. You know what?

There’s one thing we haven’t talked about. That’s right. Keep bringing up Hangover three and we’re like because it’s going to happen. The director, Todd Phillips, has said it’s already in the writing stage, such as it is.

I don’t remember the first one with the prize.

The one thing we haven’t thought of is like there’s only one one of them who’s not married. Oh, yeah. Well, the third one is going to have to be about Zach Galifianakis, right?

Oh, I thought it was a monkey.

That ad in big talk about having to suspend our disbelief for this one with the dentist getting married to some super hottie, anyone getting married to Alan’s character suspension?

It is. You know, as far as a suspension of disbelief, I get to a third movie. I would say they won’t care enough to stick into to the ground. They’ll just have him go like, oh, he realized he was gay and he’s going to marry Mr. Chow.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Either that or it’s going to turn out as well. Yeah, yeah. I don’t know, Jason, that movie, you know, and yes, I do want one of the little drug dealer monkeys. I don’t care what sexual orientation it is. I’ll let you rent money for a dollar.

I could see you walking those once places like, you know, they’ll assign a monkey to a blind man or something to help them out. A helper monkey. I can see you faking a disability just to get your monkey.

That monkey just turned me out to put you out of the street, put me in a monkey, could do anything. I got the money right here.

I can see Cori’s monkey hanging out on top of his head jerking off. That’s all I see. Yeah.

When working on anyway, drug dealer monkeys just break your heart, give you rejuvenator.

You end up on Oprah.