John Wick film review- by Double Toasted

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I never said you were terrible act. Come on, man, I’m just shitty, but I never said terrible man. I know, but now my man is back in action. Yeah, literally. Yeah.

Now he’s the villain in Manetti. He did 47 Ronin and now here he is is just one week.

And you Sam, who is this mysterious John Wick. Who is this superhero superhero. Let me tell you a little bit about my man John Wick right here and why I didn’t see his movie. Now, John Wick, he’s a former hitman, just trying to mind his own business, Ma, and he’s trying to live a simple life with his new partner in crime. His dog got a nice car. And these people who don’t like him for whatever reason, come in and they kill his dog. Now, normally, Martin, when someone when someone hits a car, maybe they’ll rob a place. Maybe the killer dog. We don’t know who those people are. John Wick, John Quixey. Boy, I know your daddy.

Oh, yeah, I, I used to work for him.

I know you. You just earn him and you an ass whipping now, Martin. What did I get wrong?

Everything okay?

But all in all, it’s all a repeat with the mindset that he slept with the whole time I saw it.

You did. Can I talk? Can connect. You wouldn’t let me see this. I made me go see something else. Yeah, that’s true. Yeah, it’s my fault. Yeah. Yeah. You insisted on seeing this. I took the bullet tonight to go see something else, even though I want to see this so bad.

We introduced to John Wick, who is in love with his wife, but she’s dying. Her last present to him, a dog shows up with a note from her saying, don’t be sad the rest of your life, love this dog. And he does. He gets two days to bond with his dog and a bunch of low level asshole Russian gangsters want his car and that punk ass, Alfie Allen, who, you know is theUN great joy from the beyond, great joy from Game of Thrones, the Ansteel getting that ass whooped.

Yep.

You’ve got to be a little bitch son on the big time Russian gangster who’s all like, hey, how much for the car? He’s like, no, it’s not for sale. Oh, really? So he gets his buddies, they break into his house, kill his fucking dog, beat the shit out of John Wick, steal his car. So then so then his own is on. And it’s one of those where early on when I was I was like, man, what am I son do that was so bad? He he he fucked with each and every time it comes up, people go, Oh, you didn’t say that.

Yeah. You manage to leave that little corner.

You say some guy you and the dad is like, I hate my son, but I can’t let this happen. We got to get everybody on John Wick. I’m putting a two million bounty on his head. Honestly, it’s pretty much a movie that somehow was going to get mailed to Denzel Washington and somebody else grabbed it.

Yeah, yeah. He’s been on it. That’s why Denzel Washington did The Equalizer, right. He’s like, I can’t do both, you know? Oh, are you like that? Goddamn. Colonel Reese took my fucking job with it right now I got to do this. Equalises shit.

Oh, well, he’s very stylish. The action scenes are great. I don’t remember the director’s name, but clearly he knows how to direct action and, you know, the music style, everything, all. That’s good.

I had a guy named Chad Star, head to Star High Sky, who apparently was a part of the Russian mob.

He’s like, Yeah, I got my ass bhajan with to make the cool movie, though it is the equalizer are almost the same.

I mean, sure, Denzel Washington is superhuman and what he’s able to do. But John Wick is a killing machine who’s able to survive some ass weapons here and there and keep on going. And hey, man, if you like action, it’s cool for that. But it is a repeat of that over and over again. There’s not a whole lot of depth to it here.

That’s what I hear about the movie, man. I hear that this is just this is just a movie that doesn’t do anything new, but it’s for an action film. It’s just a cool action. Yeah.

Yeah, it is that I mean, the thing is, it’s weird because because John Wick is a guy who like like on some levels, he’s a no bullshit guy because anybody he comes along with, he he shoots him in the head, he shoots. It’s almost like to John Wick, everybody is a zombie because he’s only going for head shots, double taps.

And I see movies, action movies all the time. We kill the head, kill the man.

I see him all the time. I’m like, double tap because that person gets back up again. I’m like, see, dumb ass. So double tap. He does it at the same time. The movie manages to keep going because there’s certain bosses that he doesn’t kill. And you like, come on man, you know, you got to take this guy out while we bullshit.

Yeah. Yeah. Taking his time, you know, and I don’t know what you mean. I know what you mean by the villains because the villains in these kind of movies, man, it’s the same old thing. They never learn shit the fuck. Yeah. The heroes are usually the quiet ones. You know, heroes are so quiet because, you know, to shut the fuck up and do their job. Yeah. Villains. The reason why they mess up is because they always got to rub it in.

They got a monologue. They got a monologue. They got to get that last word. I got to get they got to get in that insult.

You went in, you got the upper hand, but you lost because you couldn’t shut your fucking mouth.

You’re always a pussy.

Now, see, she got she had it. She went in on the ground. But he’s like, this bitch called me a pussy.

I was going easy on you because you’re a woman. But no, the bitch. No fucking way. No, I’m about to do some neo make sit on your ass bullet right in your ass right now. Yeah.

There’s also a point where he’s pretty much caught by these guys who want to kill it. And the villain not only does he monologue first, but then he walks out of room like, all right, take care of him and leaves you like, man, what are you guys going to learn? You stay to make sure that shit is done. Oh, wait a minute. No, you shoot him before you even, like, tie him up and drag him anywhere.

Yeah. So y’all got to be smooth. Y’all got to do that shit walking away from the exploding car you like take care of him. Yeah. And walk on out you walk. Yeah.

It’s one of those movies that goes into Hit Man Fantasy World because because there’s lots of killing, no consequences to the point where there’s a special fancy high class hotel that’s just for hit. Nobody can attack anybody. They had the best, best drugs down in the club, old man.

You know what? I’m looking at the trailer and I saw it out and I saw that looked and I said I looked at that ass right there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I said, You know what? That’s that that’s something that Corey Coleman can’t ever touch.

That’s because that is that right there. That’s an ass to kill for, right? Literally. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he’s you got on your record.

You got to have about ten to touch the machines right there. This movie has everything that I want, man. It has a revenge story for dog. Yeah. And that, as you know, it had the great joke in that ass. Oh yeah. He’s making a career out of getting his ass whooped.

Well, it’s not just a career out of getting his ass, but a career. A career out of making people enjoy watching him get his ass whipped or just run around looking scared. He’s got those those big eyes and that that that over Bushi ginger mustache.

And he just like any time he talks shit, you just wait. And I ain’t saying you ugly dude, but you ain’t handsome enough to talk shit. Right. And by the way, I can tell that little weaselly look on your face. You can’t fight. Yeah. All we got doing all this shit fuck you get. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah he does. I can never be friends with him.

I’m that’s one of the best things is that his dad like gives him a like poison with scotch and lets him drink it and then beat his ass like you know who, in whose car you stole.

I want to look that TV just with his frame being on their God damn I hate that dude. He didn’t even dundon me. I know.

Yeah, it’s good. It’s certainly fun. It’s stylish. But like I said, it’s just a point when I was like, yeah, as much as I like this, it’s just repeating itself over and over, you know. Like, I know. Yeah, he’s going to kill these guys. It becomes predictable. After a while, it began where I felt like it was like, man, this is what Sin City should be. But after a while, it’s it’s more like the equalizer. It’s a popcorn movie. People who like the shoot them ups, they will like this. There’s plenty to like there. And I liked it. I just didn’t fall in love with it.

Ok, I’m sorry to hear that. Like, look like John, we’ve got another person who had to be I’m coming for you and. Yeah, well, you know, he mostly shoots people. Fuck The Avengers. To hell with the Justice League.

Get me Denzel Liam Neeson, John Wick in one movie. That’s that’s that’s that’s what. That’s what like The Expendables. I don’t care.

That’s the Justice League in Avengers combined in one. In fact, I want a movie with Avengers tries to take on these dudes right here. Liam Neeson ready la de.